Wednesday, October 15, 2008

My Very First Tag!

Hey Dawgs!

I've been tagged for the very first time my my pawsome friends
Huskee & Hershey. They have tagged me to play the 7x7 Tag. What I have to do is to give 7 answers to 7 questions, so here we go!

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die!

1. Steal every single
Socks in the house and make it Mine.
2. Be able to eat as much
Poop as I want.
3. Destroy
The Muzzle so that it can never plague me again.
4. Eat all the
Bananas I want.
5. Eat all the
Peanut Butter I want
6. Have
Milk anytime I want.
7. Be able to
sleep anyway I want at night.

7 Things I Do Now!
1. Chew my
Bone Bone.
2. Run around the house madly with my
Cuz Toy.
3. Run around the house madly with my
Kong Toy.
4. Run around the house madly with my Sock.
5. Kill Z's
6. Sleep on her
7. Sleep on
Mom's Lap.

7 Things I Can't Do!

Pee on command, I just do it when I feel like it.
Stay still with a treat in front of me. I know some dawggies who are capable of this miraculous feat.
Be off lease, Z thinks that I'll run everywhere but towards her (She just doesn't trust me and here we are talking about how its important to have trust in a relationship)
Sleep out of my cage at night, cause I have a habit of biting the joss stick which pisses my Two-leggeds off. 5. Play Dead. I keep confusing it with Roll Over, I mean its about the same thing! A trick is a trick, give me the damn treats.
Do a Bow. Face it people, it sounds like Down even Z agrees with me.
7. Eat my poop. I would love to do it, really but my Two-leggeds just refused to let me eat my poop.

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex!

Smells like Milo ,my Childhood Playmate (Literally, we met when we are just puppies).
Looks like Milo (pronounced Mee Low)
Plays Chase with me like Milo.
Short like Milo (so I can run faster then her).
Gentle like Milo (compare to me, Z thinks Milo's an Angel)
6. Play
Bitey-Face with me like Milo.
Walks like Milo (she looks cute with her little waddle)

7 Things I Say Most Often!
Treats! Give meTreats!
Dinner! Give me Dinner!
Milk! Give me Milk!
Tissue! I want to eat Tissue!
Joss Stick! Haa! Catch me if you can! Haa!
6. Wanna
Chase me? Come chase me!
Feed Me! I want to eat! Give me your Food!

7 Celebrities That I Admire!

1. Pongo and Perdita from 101 Dalmatians. Cause they are such loving dawgs who loves the other puppies eventhough they are not their own.

2. Tramp from Lady and the Tramp. Because he's such a streetwise and smart dawg.

Simba form Lion King. Cause he's fun and curious like me!
Milo from The Mask. Because according to Z he's so cute.
Frank the Pug from Man in Black. Because he's just so weird and he speaks Two-Leggedish!
6. Lassie. Because of her loyalty towards her Two-Legged.

7. Samantha from I Am Legend. Because she's willing to Die for her Two-Legged! Wow!

Whew, that took some time! I got hungry by the time i finish all the question and then I realised that there's actually only 6 questions. Hahaha.. The 7th Question must have gotten lost some where. Oh well, I now tag 7 of my dawggies pals to do this tag.

Boo Casanova
Sen and Tom
The Puppies of Hoadley Drive

Licks and Leaps

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Perfect Halloween Fruit!

Hey Dawgs (and Cats),

Sorry for being away for so long. Z's excuse is she can't find time to help me blog even though she's ALWAYS in front of the computer. Anyway, I managed to put her through a guilt trip and here I am again to put up some more interesting stuff on my bloggie.

Z has been cooking up something real yummy! A Fish Pie! Unfortunately I don't have a share in it because Z thinks it'll be too unhealthy for me!! I bet she just wants it all for herself. Here are some photos of it.

This is what's inside of the pie before Z pours the cream over and add the mash potatoes. Cod, Steam Broccoli and Boiled Eggs cut into quarters.

This is the end product after Z has taken a piece out of it. Argh!!! I wish i had a slice too.. What a meanie Z is.

And while I was helping out Z to prepare the pie, I happen to peep into the fridge and guess what I saw? The Devil, in disguise as a Fruit!

Argh!! Check out how freaky it is!

Look at it! It has a face! Its as if someone cut off the heads of little devils and then mummified them into this!!!!

We don't really celebrate Halloween over in Singapore, but can you imagine going for trick or treating and find one of this in your treat bag? Creepy....

The weird Devil fruit frightened me so much I went to hide in Z's comforter. Maybe if I stay still the creepy Devil Fruit won't come and haunt me.

Then it Z came to me and explain that its not heads of little mummified devils but they are actually some sort of a water chestnut that can only be bought around the Chinese Lunar 8 month! How weird is that!

Oh Well.. Its just one of those great mysteries of life. I shouldn't ponder so much into it and just lie back and relax in Z's comforter. Heee....

Licks and Leaps

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Conniving Little Me!

Hey Dawgs!

Sorry for the lack of posting and its all Z's fault because she's too busy out working at a new part-time job, supposedly to earn money to go visit V in LA in December. And, that is if her Dad allows it. So anyway, I was complaining to her that since she works so much now, she has no time for the very important Me. I mean who am I to bully at home, and who is going to feed me treats and play with me. Our conversation went like this:

Hugo: You are working so much you hardly have time for me! What about me?

Z: Don't be silly Hugo, you still have 4 other people in the house for you to boss around.

Hugo: But its not the same they don't bring me for walks!!

Z: As if you want to go for walks, the last time we went for a walk what happen? You took 5 steps then flop down onto your belly and refuse to walk and I have to physically pick you up. Oh and how many times you did that? At least 10! In like a 10 metres stretch of road!

Hugo: Hmmmm... I was eh just doing push ups, yup push up.

Z: Right....

That was the end of a rather disappointing act to get Z to spend more time with me. But the good thing is I've got my Mom (who is Z's Mom as well) wrap around my little paw (even Z agrees) and there's even pictures to proof how completely under my spell my Mom is. Jeez... This two-leggeds are so easy to win over sometimes.

This photos were taken on the same day which I did the "Push Up Stunt" and Mom wa so worried that there's sometihing wrong with me. Z decided to try and take me on a walk again, and at the very mention of the word "walk" this is what I did.

I went to lie down beside my mom and gave her my paw, pretending to be pathetic.

Mom: Why? Whta's wrong baby? Your paw pain pain izzit?

She fell for it! I lifted my head and gave Z a smug look. Hah!

Mom: You okie already baby? Want to go for a walk?

Ohhh.. Almost blew it by trying to be smug, better lie low and act pathetic.

Mom: Its okie baby, Mummy sayang you..

Sneaking a peek at Z to make sure that she's not trying anything funny.

Pretending to be pathetic has its advantages, I get a good massage from my Mom!

Mom: Mummy massage your head for you.

Don't you all just love my cute little smile? My mom loves it when I smile at her!

Mom: So cute, you smiling at Mummy?

Hee Hee Hee, My Mom has completely fallen for my superb acting. I should win an award for this!

All this acting is making me sleepy....

As I lie there, I contemplated getting into the show Business and have a career as a Professional Actor.

Then I realised that its just too much work, being an amateur gets me my treats and massages as well. All this acting is tiring, I should go for a nap now...

Licks and Leaps Hugo

Saturday, October 4, 2008

My Eventful Day

I'm now officially 8 months and 2 days old!

So here I was enjoying myself on Z's bed when suddenly, Z turn to be me and say "Hugo! Let's go for your grooming!"


Grooming? What grooming why wasn't I informed of this. I must say I hate grooming, really really dislike it. Because I have to be motionless and have strange people handling me. I hate it. I'm a really sensitive dawg you know.

So they pack me off in my bag and then Z decide to take a photo of me and my PA cause she aid I looked very funny in my too small bag!

We got into a cab, and arrived at the groomers (urgh..). As I've told you before I'm really sensitive so when they groomer was grooming me, I got worried and snapped at her. That resulted in both Z and the groomer telling me I'm a bad boy. I'm sorry that I'm afraid of pain (even if its one of those almost not painful kinda pain, especially if its inflicted by two-leggeds)

This was me before grooming. You can see how much fur I've accumulated!

While I was getting tortured, there's a maltese who was completelyun aware of my pique. Look at how deeply asleep this dawg is. Her tongue was sticking out!

This is me at home, after 3 hours of standing up and not moving. All that to make the two-leggeds happy. Jeez...

And because Z felt bad for having made me stand still for so long, so got these for me! Yipppie! More treats are always welcome.

Z also decide to change to a bigger collar for me. It seems I've grown too big for my little blue one, so Z upgraded me to a bigger Red Collar, which according to her, compliments my fur.
What do you Dawgs reckon?

Sorry for the bad photo, this was the only one that Z was able to take, because apparantly I move too much.

Here I am back on Z's bed getting my well-deserved rest.

Falling Asleep......


Licks and Leaps