Sorry for the lack of posting and its all Z's fault because she's too busy out working at a new part-time job, supposedly to earn money to go visit V in LA in December. And, that is if her Dad allows it. So anyway, I was complaining to her that since she works so much now, she has no time for the very important Me. I mean who am I to bully at home, and who is going to feed me treats and play with me. Our conversation went like this:
Hugo: You are working so much you hardly have time for me! What about me?
Z: Don't be silly Hugo, you still have 4 other people in the house for you to boss around.
Hugo: But its not the same they don't bring me for walks!!
Z: As if you want to go for walks, the last time we went for a walk what happen? You took 5 steps then flop down onto your belly and refuse to walk and I have to physically pick you up. Oh and how many times you did that? At least 10! In like a 10 metres stretch of road!
Hugo: Hmmmm... I was eh just doing push ups, yup push up.
That was the end of a rather disappointing act to get Z to spend more time with me. But the good thing is I've got my Mom (who is Z's Mom as well) wrap around my little paw (even Z agrees) and there's even pictures to proof how completely under my spell my Mom is. Jeez... This two-leggeds are so easy to win over sometimes.
This photos were taken on the same day which I did the "Push Up Stunt" and Mom wa so worried that there's sometihing wrong with me. Z decided to try and take me on a walk again, and at the very mention of the word "walk" this is what I did.
I went to lie down beside my mom and gave her my paw, pretending to be pathetic.
Mom: Why? Whta's wrong baby? Your paw pain pain izzit?
She fell for it! I lifted my head and gave Z a smug look. Hah!
Mom: You okie already baby? Want to go for a walk?
Ohhh.. Almost blew it by trying to be smug, better lie low and act pathetic.
Mom: Its okie baby, Mummy sayang you..
Sneaking a peek at Z to make sure that she's not trying anything funny.
Pretending to be pathetic has its advantages, I get a good massage from my Mom!
Mom: Mummy massage your head for you.
Don't you all just love my cute little smile? My mom loves it when I smile at her!
Mom: So cute, you smiling at Mummy?
Hee Hee Hee, My Mom has completely fallen for my superb acting. I should win an award for this!
All this acting is making me sleepy....
As I lie there, I contemplated getting into the show Business and have a career as a Professional Actor.
Then I realised that its just too much work, being an amateur gets me my treats and massages as well. All this acting is tiring, I should go for a nap now...
Licks and Leaps Hugo
7 years ago