Z calls me a monster. So does Mum and Dad and GH. Even my PA calls me a monster. I mean what's up with that? I am such an angel (Z - yeah right and pigs can fly) and I always do things that makes them go "Wah so cute Hugo!" But why do they still call me a monster?
So in my defence, I shall try my up most best to prove that I am an angel and not a monster as those delusional two-legged thinks.
First of all, look at me, aren't you just mesmerize by mt BIG BIG eyes? I was just 3 months old then, don't I look so helpless and fragile? Hee Hee Hee
Then there is this one, which shows my angelic smile! *Beams*
And this which shows my very innocent face. How can you not love me?
To make it fair, Z force me (at risk of being put into THE DUNGEON) to put up 2 photos which she deems proves my monster-ness as a comparison and since I know that I am an angel and have nothing to hide, I will show it to prove me innocent.
This which in her opinion makes me look like something that crawl out from a swamp (Z - it looks like a doggy rendition of THE SWAMP THING)
And this. In my defence they were tickling me and I do have ticklish spots. I can't help it if my face looks funny. (Z - He looks like a deranged/rabid/demented/mental dog that is going to eat my fingers)
I still convinced that I'm an angel even with Z's supposed incrimination photos. What do you reckon?
Licks and Leaps
Hugo (The Angel)